![]() 02/14/2020 at 13:45 • Filed to: far side friday | ![]() | ![]() |
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There was a lady who lived behind us who had a pet iguana. She tried to give it a kiss and it bit her face and ran up a tree in the backyard. Then she spent the afternoon calling it by name, until her adult so n went up a ladder and pulled it down, it hissing and making unhappy iguana noises.
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That is among the least romantic stories about a kiss I have ever heard.
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It’s perhaps the dumbest-ass story about anybody that I ever witnessed. My wife might remember the name of the iguana...